• author: she didn't want to eat dinner because she doesn't like chicken noodle soup
  • english teacher: even though it doesn't say it, we can infer that 17 years ago she encountered an attack from chickens while on a trip to africa visiting her great aunt who was dying from pneumonia which she got from chickens that were being harvested for the great feast

therealhamster:

how i feel when i anonymously compliment people

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Anonymous asked:
ive been scrolling on ur blog for about the past two hours lol its really funny. and you have really nice eyes in that photo.

hahha wow what a waste of time, but thaaaaanks :)